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                                                                       Omnispoof!


That's right! This spoof is probably the first complete, extensive spoof of FF3 parody in existence! Yay!
I don't know for sure of course, if there is another out there, email me and give me shit! Go ahead! I deserve it for being so pigheaded as to assume I had the first complete one.

Anyhoo, down to business. First off, this hack may offend people, so if your under the age of me (16 currently), don't use it unless your parents aren't home! :-)

Chances are, no matter what gender, race, mentality, country, or anything else you are or are affiliated with, you will be offended by something in this hack, so don't cuss me out on that, I have warned you..

But warnings aside, let's get this party started:

Here's what's changed in this version:
-Tons of normal (Non-battle) dialogue (Nearly all, except stuff which is too short or hard to change)
-Some battle text, but not as much as normal text, 'cause its harder, but enough battle text.
-Sprites, some sprites have been altered in some way (Most of the espers, ghosts, Gogo, Slave Crown, possibly other stuff)
-a few monster graphics have been altered in some minor way, but this is incredibly hard to do, so don't expect much.
-a couple other monster graphics have been changed to look like they do in the Japanese version of the game.
-Almost every monster has had their name changed, unless its important that their name stays the same. (Example: Lobos still have the same name because in the WOR, they may be nearly extinct, but their turds still roam the earth :-) )
-I've even changed where you encounter some monsters, you now encounter monsters from Kefka's Tower in other areas of the world, because you don't encounter them IN Kefka's Tower anymore! Kefka's Tower is now absolutely insane!!!!!!! FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
-This isn't seriously intended to be a difficult game, however, the presence of the Weak Spell, invented by gaming genious and maker of FF3usHT+, JCE3000GTVR4, really stresses this fact. You want the truth? I cheat my way to Level 99 each time I play this!
-Spell name changes, attack name changes, stuff like that.
-You encounter Czar Dragon, Collossus, and a new enemy >:-), in various places.
-Don't go to the forest on the western side of the Southern Continent in WOR, if you do, you'll find out why.
-Possible other changes, my mind went blank just now, so you'll have to find out the rest yourself. Ha ha!

Known bugs:
Well, there's probably tons 'cause I'm not a very good ROM Hacker, and I unfortunately don't have the time to do it anymore. If there's anyone willing to take on the arduous task of debugging this mother f***er of a parody, go ahead, I salute you (but give me credit for the spoof still)

Thankyous to:
BSS: For inspiring me to do this. You MUST DOWNLOAD SOME OF THEIR SPOOFS OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
K-Plex: Another good spoof group that's up and coming. Good luck! DOWNLOAD SoM Spoof now!
Zophar's Domain: For being such a damn good emulation site and supplying me with many excellent utils.
Every Non-Pop Band mentioned in my spoof: For giving some of my people stuff to talk about.
Every Pop Band mentioned in my spoof: For giving some of my people stuff to make fun of. Hah!
Limp Bizkit and Korn: For providing music during the many long hours of ROM Hacking. :-)
Mainframe Entertainment: For making Beast Wars, and Beast Machines
Acmlm: For providing me with Strange Mario Brothers Games, something to do while I'm trying to think of what the FF3 Omispoof should contain.
Challenge Games: Same as above, but replace Strange Mario Bros with Challenge Mario Bros.
JCE3000GTVR4: For the Weak Spell (I'd never have figured that out on my own!), and for making FF3usHT+, which frustrated the hell out of me when I got my ass kicked at Whelk! But that's good.
Yousei: For at least SAYING he would make an FF3 editor. It's a nice thought. It doesn't look like he'll ever release it, but who knows...
Lord J: For inventing the FF3usME (Monster Editor), which saved me a hell of a lot of time when hacking the startup characters, monsters, formations, formation packs, and other stuff. Maybe you should help Yousei make his editor!!
My family: For tolerating me and not looking at this spoof.
Squaresoft: For making the game, thus giving me something to parody.
SnowBro: For making Hexpose, my favourite Hex Editor
necrosaro: For Thingy, my 2nd fav. Hex editor
All of my friends who appear in this spoof: For being my friends.

F*** YOU's to:
The Ontario PC Government: For making my dad's life even more hellish than necessary by doing what they're doing to education, health care, and more (Did I mention he's a teacher?), and for their incompetence which caused the deaths of those people in Walkerton (Long story). FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT! GRRRRRR!!!!

Pop music: For thinking their the greatest.

Communism: For not working in real life :-)

Okay, enough unpleasantness.

Additional Notes:
-For those of you who can't figure it out from the game, my real name is Jeremy. Okay?!
-I'm not really anything like what my spoof would suggest, some of this stuff I wonder how I came up with it. Its just the little evil child inside of me who I never feed that should die soon.
-I'm not responsible for this thing destroying your computer, or anything else of yours, okay? (That includes your children's minds...) That wasn't my intention, and by reading any or all of this read-me, either silently or out loud, you void me of any responsibility for anything that could go wrong because of this spoof, okay? Good.
-I am not gay, but Kefka is.
-If you don't like this spoof, you should make your own. I don't care.
-If everything is getting blurry, you should stop reading and get your eyes checked. I'm just looking out for you here, okay?
- You will bow before The Brain.


Okay, that's about all I have to say, see you all later.
Psychokiller86



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Okay, so it isn't really the end of the file after all. Here's my advice to you for finding the irrelevant bonus section (This concept invented by BSS, DOWNLOAD ONE OF THEIR SPOOFS!), never stick your tounge on a metal bar in the middle of the winter, especially in your naked. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!

The REAL EOF
