wilford kong!
hack of donkey kong

first a giant monkey, now this?! Paulines been kidnapped
by that patron of wholesomness actor Wilford Brimley ("coccoon"
"in and out" and oatmeal comercials) and hes forcing oats upon her!
climb the ladders to rescue her from the gooey oatfate that awaits
her! dodge the flying bowls of piping hot high fiber death! save pauline
and give wilford some justice wih your high cholesterol plumber fat ass!

whats changed
replaced donkey kong with wilford brimley
replaced barrels with oatmeal
changed bonus items 
changed most of  the title screen text

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